V O D K A, the drink of wild teens, happens to be one of my favorite alcohols as a good vodka is like the sight of a burger when you’re stoned: absolutely fucking amazing. From your classic Smirnoff to your delicious Grey Goose, vodka always does the trick, putting you right on your ass.
Smirnoff – the absolutely disgusting party vodka is a fantastic way to get shit faced absurdly quickly. I recommend half a bottle of Raspberry Smirnoff. That’ll do the trick on just about anyone, tasting good at the same time. While regular Smirnoff does not make me gag, I’ve seen people puke so if you’re sensitive to hard alcohols I recommend mixing it with some orange juice or an Izze, or if you’re really fancy you can whip up a cocktail.
Grey Goose – a tastier but also highly priced alcohol. Grey goose is better for drinking socially later in life as it is usually associated with a better flavor than Smirnoff. Personally, I recommend about 3 shots for a nice buzz that’ll let you have a good time with some friends. Vodka happens to be my favorite alcohol because of how easy it is to drink without the thought of puking even crossing my mind so Grey Goose is always a go-to for me.
Absolut – an absolute classic vodka. While it’s not your best vodka it’s a reliable good vodka and when drunk in moderation a hangover isn’t a worry at all. Absolut is a classic moderately priced vodka that’s consistently good.
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